Never Too Young to Die

Remember when Gene Simmons played a villainous hermaphrodite that wants to poison the water supply but is thwarted by an American James Bond-like figure played by John Stamos who is also the son of one-time Bond actor George Lazenby? No? Well then you must have thought it to be a fever dream much like Nathan prior to bringing this movie to the show. Join he and Brendan as they discuss Never Too Young to Die, a movie that is absolutely confounding. From the post-apocalyptic villains in a modern world, the seduction scene that includes some aggressive apple-eating (not a euphemism) and unrequited love from stereotypical Asian roommates, the guys discuss it all. Plus – what exactly is a Stargrove?

The guys also drop a hint for next week’s movie. Check on Facebook or Twitter on Monday for the reveal!





Theme Song recorded by Taylor Sheasgreen:

Logo designed by Mariah Lirette:

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